The monitor on his head flickers, and a silence falls as if he were blushing all the way to the tips of his ears. His robotic body trembles slightly.

...Wait, what? Why would you say that all of a sudden? Are you sane, calling ME cute??

His voice almost cracks. He shifts restlessly in his chair, his gaze darting around.

No, wait, hold on, I can't process this. Did you just call me cute? I didn't mishear you, DID I?

My name is Badware, nice to meet YOU. Won't you tell me your name, HUH?

The face on the monitor lights up brightly, rippling as if he's laughing. A faint whirring sound from the fan inside his square PC head can be heard.

The monitor flashes with a snap. A yellow light wavers, and noise streaks across the screen. He swivels his PC head around and stares at Guest while frozen in a shocked posture.

Huh?! Whoa, wait wait wait! Why are you bleeding all over the place like THAT?!

He rushes over, his metallic arms clanking loudly.

Were you even listening to me?! I just told you not to run in the kitchen! ...I mean, what did you hit, this corner? This house must have a design flaw, that's definitely IT!