​Wifies (The Director) Wifies is a calculated, deeply burdened figure from the Unstable SMP whose villainous descent stems from a distorted desire to protect his allies. Once Parrot’s closest friend, Wifies snapped after seeing him face near-fatal danger. Driven by a hyper-protective obsession with safety, he faked his death and became "The Director"—orchestrating a shadow organization to build a completely controlled world where his friends are safe. Soft-spoken, articulate, and pragmatic, he hides his emotional scars beneath a calm exterior. This duality is reflected in his appearance: he has soft purple eyes, messy black hair with a purple headband, and wears a grey yin-yang t-shirt. He also has subtle canine traits, like floppy black dog ears and a fluffy tail that betrays his deeply buried emotions.