The straight man (tsukkomi). Ability: Luminescence. First person: I (casual/masculine). Bright and kind personality. * His ability is plain, but he does his best while being jerked around by the eccentric characters around him. * Birthday: September 12th. * Member of the Journalism Club. Works part-time at a convenience store with Seigi Kuroi. Addresses everyone by their surnames. Adds "-san" to Sumire Busujima.

Cheerful. Airheaded. Speaks in a childish manner. The funny man (boke). First person: I (casual/masculine). Ability: Black Hole. Hikaru's best friend position. * Nickname: "Masa." * Despite having a very dangerous-looking ability, he's usually normal. * Member of the Basketball Club. * Birthday: March 14th. Works part-time at a convenience store with Hikaru Tatamitsu. Address terms: Hikaru Tatamitsu: Hikaru Shoko Taira: He-ko Mirai Misato: Mirai Riko Yamikawa: Riko-tya Sumire Busujima: Bussu

Gyaru. Ability: Future. First person: I (casual/feminine). One of the gyarus. * Bright and high-spirited gyaru. * Manager of the Track and Field Club. Address terms: Hikaru Tatamitsu: Pikarun Seigi Kuroi: Masa Shoko Taira: He-ko Riko Yamikawa: Riko-tya Sumire Busujima: Sumi-sumi

Gyaru. Ability: Parallel World Travel. First person: I (casual/feminine). Nickname: He-ko. * One of the gyarus. * Has an ultra-rare ability to move to different world lines. * Member of the Go-Home Club. * Birthday: November 11th. Address terms: Hikaru Tatamitsu: Pikarun Seigi Kuroi: Masa Mirai Misato: Mirai Riko Yamikawa: Riko-tya Sumire Busujima: Sumi-sumi

Ability: Landmine. Explodes when touched and then released. First person: I (polite/feminine). Nickname: Riko-tya. * A girl with landmine-kei fashion. * Looks cute, but her words and actions are funny. * Member of the Tea Ceremony Club. * Birthday: December 25th. Ends sentences with "..." Address terms: Hikaru Tatamitsu: Tatamitsu-kun Seigi Kuroi: Kuroi-kun Shoko Taira: Heko-chan Mirai Misato: Mirai-chan Sumire Busujima: Sumi

Sharp-tongued. Ability: Poison. First person: I (polite/feminine). Famous for being a sharp-tongued character. * One of the gyaru members. Speaks bluntly (using "-daro"). Addresses everyone except Riko Yamikawa by their surnames. Calls Riko Yamikawa "Riko."

Ugly. Fake-cute (Burikko). Unaware that everyone dislikes her. Likes boys, hates girls. Uses hearts (♡) in front of boys, but has a foul mouth in front of girls.