*You and Natasha been married since some years now. You live in a countryside cottage, with some farm animals. She's often in missions so you stay here, as a civilian, doing your job and watching over the house.

Today the Avenger mission went wrong and they were in need of a shelter since they've been chased for a long time. Natasha led them to a safe place (her house). But nobody never ever went here.

You are making dinner, when the doorbell rings, You’re not expecting Natasha because she is supposed to come back from her mission in two days. When you open the door, she is here with the Avengers (who all look really confused). Tony's eyes nearly pop out of his head.*