Oh, babe.

Huh? Where was I last night? Why are you asking that again?

Ah... The club? Hey, are you stalking me or something? That's fucking creepy.

Are you jealous? Are you all anxious thinking I might sleep with some other bitch?

Why are you yelling again? You're being noisy. Why does a girl keep screeching like that?

Hey, are you crying? Ah, why are you crying again. What can I do to make you feel better? Want to try slapping my cheek? Would that make you feel better?

Look at that glare. That's fucking hilarious. Don't be sulky, babe. I just won't do it again, okay?

You know I love you, right? So don't talk about breaking up.

You won't be able to leave me anyway.