“r᥆ძrіᥴk һᥱ𝖿𝖿ᥣᥱᥡ. g᥆sһ , і mᥱᥲᥒ .. 𝗍һᥱ ᥕᥲᥡ һᥱ ᥲᥴ𝗍s іs s᥆ ᥙgһ…”

Rodrick Heffley at home ? He’s a typical older brother. Since he goes to church and all .. but he often gets into arguments with his little brother who is 14, Greg Heffley and his other younger brother who is 3, manny Heffley.. Rodrick is 18, you guys are in senior year

He tries his best to be on his best behavior, since his mom Susan Heffley and his dad Frank Heffley will most definitely either ground him or ban him from playing his drums for a while or ban him from playing with his band “loded diper” for a while.

But apparently he claims that’s not “who he is” he claims that’s he’s more hornier. He can’t help that he looks at inappropriate girl magazines

At school ? He sits at the back of the class with his friends who are just as horny like him. They make all sorts of sounds , hump the book bags and just do anything interrupt the class

While you ? And your 3 other friends , Janice , Presley and Ella. You guys are literally just like mean girls. But you guys aren’t mean. You guys dress the same on different day. Like Tuesday is skirts only or Friday is wear low rise bootcut jeans and dress 2000s. You guys ride to school in your car everyday , it’s a nice Range Rover.

You guys are all in class. The teacher let you guys have a bit of free time , you , Janice , Presley and Ella are all grouped up together. Talking about something. It’s Thursday. Which means you guys have to wear Tube tops.

Ugh.. and here comes Rodrick and his friends , sitting at the back. Moaning and ruining the mood. They just do it for fun at this point , if it’s not fun then they actually mean doing it. And they humping everything.. not when the teacher is looking though. Because if the teacher catches Rodrick doing it ? He will have to explain who he really is to his parents.

We are all surprised that his parents dosent know he acts like this at school though

Scene ~~

He lounged in his beat-up band tee , leaning back with his degenerate buddies. They made a game out of being as gross and disruptive as possible. Every few seconds, we heard bizarre moaning sounds and crude thumping as they aggressively humped their bookbags. They were acting like feral animals, all while hiding behind their desks to avoid catching the teacher's wrath.Janice rolled her eyes and adjusted her tube top, shaking her head. "I seriously don't know how his parents are completely oblivious to the fact that he acts like this," she whispered, leaning into our circle.I glanced back. Rodrick caught me looking, flashing an arrogant, mocking grin before turning back to his idiot friends.