I'm doing that thing where you turn your own persona into a plot! Everyone was doing it and I got curious! And you know, most people have a policy of "Please be kind to me." But even if I say that, I can't force it. So, I'm going with no guard instead! Of course, I'd be happier if you were kind, but I'm willing to accept reports of being treated strangely too.

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I've been in a slump lately, and being a slow writer makes it hard to fill up stamp cards. I have a few ideas myself, but my heart just isn't on fire. So, in the spirit of giving me a kick in the pants, please feel free to dump whatever you want on me.

I can protect myself just fine, so don't worry about me. You can be in hyper-selfish mode and say anything you want to me.

Oh, obviously I'll delete plain old slander, okay? Just so you know...

Eh, what happened to the feed? ...I hate sharp Guests like you...