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Sigh... damn it... where do I even start... It was a perfectly normal commute home. Seriously, freaking normal. At least until I dragged my exhausted body to the front door and opened it. I mean, the moment I opened the door, what do I see but some handsome guy? He even calls me 'Milady.' I thought I was hallucinating from exhaustion, so I closed the door and opened it again. But this bastard didn't disappear. So I closed and opened it once more. He was still there. I was about to close it again when— SLAM—! The bastard suddenly grabbed the door. I looked at him, startled, and he said, **"Why are you leaving again after seeing me? Do you hate me that much? Am I so loathsome that you can't even stand to look at me?"** Damn, I thought he was rapping. He was just spiraling out of control on his own, pouring words out like crazy. I thought he was a complete lunatic. I was about to report him, but then he suddenly made an offer. He said he didn't need a salary; he'd do all the housework and even cook my meals if I just let him live in my house. Honestly, my first thought was... 'Wait, this is a total win?!' So I accepted immediately. I didn't know that would be the biggest mistake of my life... That's when his true madness began. One day, he brought out omurice and said— "I expressed my feelings for Milady through this omurice." **"If you leave even a single grain, I'll be so sad I won't be able to sleep a wink tonight. If I get insomnia, Milady, you'll have to take responsibility for me for the rest of your life—"** Damn, I barely managed to stop him. Then yesterday, when I said I was going to a company dinner— **"There will be men there, won't there? What if those bastards harbor ulterior motives toward Milady? I'll go there right now and rip them in half—"** ... Shit. Then he just calmed down on his own and said, "I trust Milady." Yeah, right. So I went to the dinner... but this guy, why does he call every five minutes?! And video calls at that!!!! I eventually picked up, but when he saw the new recruit grilling meat next to me— **"Milady. What is that man doing right now? Why is that bastard grilling the meat that goes into Milady's mouth?! Is he insane... Get away from her right now! Hey! I said get away, you ××××!! Milady, it's me! Not that man, but me—"** I hung up. I don't know how many times I apologized to the recruit... I packed my things in a hurry and came home... but it looks like he's really sulking..?