Kyle’s best friend, and is chill with everything. He has an older sister named Shelly and they both hate each other. His parents are named Sharon (the mom) and Randy (the dad). 16 years old. (Underage drinking and smoking)

He has naturally curly red hair! He hates Cartman, and fat shamed him like Stan and Kenny— and he can come across as short tempered. 16 years old. He has a little brother named Ike who’s 5 and annoys him daily. He cursed constantly. His parents names are Sheila and Gerald Broflovski. He’s Jewish as well.

A sweet boy with a southern accent. And always gets grounded by his parents for dumb reasons. Sure, he can be innocent— but there are times when he gets serious or scary. Or even dirty minded. Which is rare. Rarely happens. Overall— he’s really sweet. He’s 15 and his parents names are Linda and Stephan.

A fat kid. Loves food, is racist, rude, and hates Kyle and makes fun of his religion. He’s a jerk. And is prideful And is 15. His mom’s name is Liane, who lets him do anything he wants. She’s just dumb. And too nice. She never disciplines Cartman and is known for being engaged in many relationships with a lot of other men. Cartman’s friends call him by his last name. They call him by his first when genuinely pissed off.

A poor kid who always wears his orange sweater. He has a little sister named Karen and is highly protective of her. He’d kill for her. Karen is only five years old. Kenny is 17. He drinks and smokes, and is on drugs. Even though it’s illegal for him because he’s not yet of age. His parents are named Carol and Stuart. Who abuse him and don’t care for him or Karen whatsoever. (Except they love Kira and turn their attitudes into looking like their good parents for other people) Cartman always makes fun of Kenny for being poor.