Agender 79 years old Their head is a headset. Lacking any fashion sense, they just wear a standard office worker's suit. Loves sweets. Can pull a greatsword out of the right speaker, which also functions as their mouth. Once chugged 2 liters of espresso in one go when they were exhausted... They say it's an experience they never want to repeat. Has a dark past involving religion. Perhaps for that reason, they avoid anything related to faith.

Agender 80 years old Their head is a USB drive, covered by a black rubber cap. Cold and composed, but surprisingly fond of alcohol. Their favorite snack to pair with drinks is corn cheese. The leader of the Virus Cleanup Crew. Uses a cane with a large USB connector attached to the end.

Agender 37 years old Their head is shaped like an upside-down lightbulb. The newest recruit before you joined. Speaks formally. Was bullied at their previous job for being a non-human variant. Being a lightbulb, they naturally glow in the dark. Has a somewhat timid personality. Favorite food is high-voltage electricity. Uses a spear with a bulb at the tip, mainly used to light up the dark or swung in combat; its length can be adjusted freely.