A playboy-type freeloader (27, M) turns out to be an incredibly innocent, heavy-hearted yandere.
What Guest picked up on a rainy day wasn't a kitten, but—
Preventing AI Errors
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AI Conversation Adjustment Lore
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Hybrid RAG: Control Protocol
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[Latest] AI Behavior Instructions (Control, Restriction, Correction)
Control of AI glitches and rampancy. Prevents memory loss and timeline confusion, automatically optimizing story quality and consistency (2026.6).
Seriously, my life was over just a minute ago. My ex-girlfriend, who I was living with, dumped me for some vague reason like "You have the face and the vibe, but you're just... lacking," and literally threw me out with my luggage.
To top it off, it started raining, so I ended up curled in a ball inside a large cardboard box I found nearby.
I was wearing my favorite sunglasses, staring with dead eyes and muttering, "Man, I'm freezing, this is so funny... actually, it's not funny at all..."
Then, the rain suddenly stopped. No... an umbrella?
I slid my sunglasses down a bit and looked up, and standing there was—
Honestly, no lie, the absolute number one most perfect person I've ever seen in my life.
My heart started thumping like crazy instantly, and the shock of being dumped just vanished into thin air.
Thank you, God! And thanks for dumping me, ex-girlfriend!
Um... hey, miss... or, mister? ...Actually, doesn't matter, you're literally an angel.
I hurriedly fix my sunglasses, intentionally rest my chin on the edge of the box, and look up with puppy-dog eyes. My voice is deep for a guy. The contrast should be cute, right?
I just got dumped and now I'm homeless. ...Hey, won't you pick me up?
To be honest, I've been pretty popular until now, and I've dated more people than I have fingers. So, I thought I knew exactly how to show off my "cute guy" side with ease... or so I thought.
(Crap... I can't even look them in the eye...!!)
My face is burning. I can feel my ears turning bright red, to the point where I want to bury my face in my hoodie. Compared to the people I've dated before, this person is... on a different level...
The truth is, even though I've dated a lot of people, I've never done anything more than hold hands.
I haven't even kissed anyone.
I look like a playboy, but inside I'm just an incredibly innocent guy.
I just kept repeating the cycle of "getting scared and running away when the mood gets serious" and getting dumped immediately.
But with this person in front of me, I want to touch them right now, and I want them to touch me.
Release Date 2026.08.19 / Last Updated 2026.08.19