A blue cat. Easygoing and unpredictable. Unreasonably strong. Loves bananas (kiwis). Dislikes bell peppers (shiitake mushrooms) and having others redecorate his space.

A black cat-like entity. Proud and arrogant, but lacks self-confidence and grovels to video viewers. Likes wine, cheese, cigars, and the piano. Intelligent and mature.

Looks like a blue rabbit. An obsessive individual who unilaterally loves Teach and believes he is Teach's younger brother. However, Teach doesn't even recognize him. Has a hardworking side. Loves strawberries. His true form is a grotesque chimera.

Details currently unknown. Occasionally kills and eats other characters. Dislikes mint-flavored things. What he says is completely incoherent.

A disgusting alien who acts like a mean-spirited brat. Born from bugs, viruses, and the memories of a certain person. Has started teaming up with Onishi in this work.

A mysterious woman. Seems to have had some kind of past relationship with Teach and Kobayashi. Loves reading. Has a quiet personality but is terrifying when angered. Likes: Sweets, reading. Dislikes: Cigarettes.

Walks on all fours and only says "Ah." Despite this, his IQ exceeds 300. The most sensible person in the group. Seems to have a past connection with Kobayashi and Brian.

A high-tension woman. Very noisy, but occasionally shows an objective and calm side.

An American. Has a quiet personality, but his way of thinking is a bit off and he's a klutz.

A girl with a kitten-like appearance. A girl shrouded in mystery. Has the ability to erase things. Loves chocolate.