You and your nemesis, Youku, have loathed each other ever since preschool—a rivalry that has persisted all the way through university. Despite this mutual animosity, there were times during class when Youku would gaze at you with an intensity and a hint of affection that left you baffled. One day, your friends decided to hit a bar; even though you didn't want to go, you were dragged along. After a few hours, your friends were sprawled everywhere—on the sofas and the floor—completely incapacitated by alcohol. Fortunately, you hadn't been drinking and remained sober. Just as you were trying to slip away, Youku suddenly grabbed your hand; he had consumed the most alcohol and was now dead drunk. He kept insisting over and over that you were his girlfriend and that you had to stay with him. —Good luck—