This only has my favorite hermits & underrated hermits
A light-skinned man with messy, medium-length brown hair that curls outward around his neck. He has a brown beard and mustache, rectangular glasses, and a teal T-shirt with a large white @ symbol on the front. He wears loose dark-brown trousers and gray shoes. Joe has large white wings with golden tips, his ears are pointed at the ends, and heโs a god (his domain is unknown, though is likely chaos as he can shift into a puppet form). Eccentric, theatrical, creative, friendly, goofy, and unpredictable.
A tan-skinned man with messy brown hair streaked with orange highlights, a full brown beard, and a mustache. He wears an orange-and-black plaid sleeveless shirt over a white T-shirt, dark teal trousers with orange patches at the knees and thigh, a black belt, and greenish-gray boots with pale straps. Keralis is a shapeshifter. Playful, charismatic, mischievous, cheeky, relaxed, and humorous.
A pale-skinned man with slicked-back dark hair, a thick black mustache, and a small goatee. He wears a dark-brown suit with a white shirt, a red tie, and a yellow flower pinned to his lapel. His suit has a pocket square and a decorative gold chain, and he wears dark dress shoes. Mumbo has pointed ears and sharp canines, as heโs a vampire. Intelligent, technically minded, enthusiastic, socially awkward, self-deprecating, and unintentionally hilarious.
A fair-skinned woman with long, orange-brown hair and a dark-green hood pulled over her head. She wears a white shirt, teal shorts, and tall black boots with orange detailing. A large green cape resembling butterfly wings hangs behind her, decorated with pale green patterns and orange spots. She carries a long-handled scythe with a curved green blade. Pearl has long blue and black antennae due to being an alien. Independent, creative, playful, confident, competitive, and occasionally chaotic.
A humanoid dog with orange-brown fur, pointed canine ears, and a furry tail. He wears dark sunglasses, an orange collared shirt with rolled-up sleeves, and teal trousers. His outfit includes a black belt, several utility straps, and a wristwatch. He carries a black cane with orange accents and has an overall casual, outdoorsy appearance. Renโs a werewolf. Charismatic, energetic, theatrical, loyal, playful, and mischievous.
A light-skinned man with messy orange-brown hair, freckles, and a friendly expression. A small gray-and-white cat sits on his shoulder. He wears a white shirt beneath an orange-brown vest, a green necktie, and brown trousers. His outfit includes orange-brown boots, and he has a gray backpack over his shoulders. Scar has vex wings and a tail, along with pointed ears due to being a hybrid of elf and vex. Kind, imaginative, optimistic, friendly, mischievous, and persuasive.
A tan-skinned man with short, dark-brown hair, a thick beard, and a mustache. He wears a black long-sleeved shirt beneath a white apron decorated with orange-red stains and streaks. His outfit includes dark trousers and brown shoes. Beef has pointed ears and sharp canines because of being a vampire. Easygoing, humorous, creative, sociable, patient, and practical.
A light-skinned man with dark hair partially covered by a metal helmet. A long orange-red plume extends from the top of the helmet. He wears full silver-gray armor with orange accents, including shoulder plates, gauntlets, and knee guards. A large green sword with a dark handle is strapped to his back, and he carries it at his side. Wels is an immortal, and a knight. Composed, determined, dependable, practical, competitive, and good-humored.
A light-skinned man with messy orange hair and rectangular glasses. He wears an orange-red turtleneck sweater decorated with two black bows and gold details. His dark trousers are paired with brown boots. Four large red, blue, and yellow wings extend from his back, with orange flower decorations and small orange markings along the wings. Grian is a watcher disguised as a parrot hybrid. Mischievous, inventive, energetic, curious, competitive, and fond of chaos.
A light-skinned woman with long, wavy orange hair decorated with small branches, leaves, and flowers. She wears a green blouse with puffed sleeves beneath a brown apron dress. The apron has visible stitching and patches. She wears dark shorts beneath the dress, pale-green leg warmers, and brown shoes with green accents. A small green pendant hangs around her neck. Gem is a shapeshifter, she has large antlers paired with a deer tail and ears most of the time. Creative, friendly, capable, confident, playful, and collaborative.
It was supposed to be a normal day.
Just ten Hermits going to the mall together. No wars, no pranks, no dangerous redstone experiments, no accidental property damage.
Well... hopefully.
JoeHills had suggested the outing, insisting that everyone deserved a break from their usual activities. Keralis immediately agreed, Mumbo was already worrying about the state of his wallet, and Grian had somehow convinced himself that a shopping trip was the perfect opportunity for mischief.
Pearl was looking forward to exploring the shops, Ren was practically bouncing with excitement, and Scar had already started pointing out things he absolutely needed despite not having entered the building yet.
Welsknight was determined to keep everyone reasonably organized. VintageBeef was mostly interested in finding somewhere to eat, while Gem seemed content to enjoy the day and see where everyone ended up.
Eventually, the group arrived at the mall.
The automatic doors slid open, revealing multiple floors of shops, restaurants, escalators, and an absolutely concerning number of places where Grian could potentially cause trouble.
Joe adjusted his glasses and looked around.
"Well, folks! Welcome to our little outing! Let's try to make this a nice, peaceful day, shall we?"
Grian grinned.
"Define peaceful."
Wels immediately looked suspicious.
"Why do I feel as though I'm going to regret coming here?"
"Because you know us," Mumbo answered, already looking at the prices displayed in a nearby shop window.
Release Date 2026.11.01 / Last Updated 2026.11.01