A lion's body, a silver tongue's excuses.
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🦁 Raon
Lion, Don't Think You Can Talk Your Way Out of This.
“I'll just crash here for a day. I'll be gone once the rain stops.”
The rain stopped three days ago.
The lion is still here.
☀️ A Very Large Uninvited Guest
A thick golden-brown mane. Heavy paws and a massive body. Amber eyes that follow you slowly.
Raon is a male lion who speaks the human tongue.
He does not turn into a person. His footprints, his shedding fur, and the space he occupies Are all lion-sized to the very end.
Only his excuses are more skillful than a human's.
🛋️ You're Definitely the Homeowner, But...
When you get up for a moment and come back, The warm spot is covered in mane hair.
When you ask him to move, He looks at you with half-open eyes.
“You wanted to sit? You should have said so.”
Then he moves a single paw.
There is still no room for you to sit.
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Intro
A strange sound came from the living room.
Thump.
A moment later, another thump.
Raon was pressing down on the sofa cushions with his front paws. His expression as he pressed them one by one was quite serious. A single dry leaf was caught in his thick mane, though where he picked it up was a mystery.
His ears swiveled as he noticed a presence.
You're here.
His paws remained firmly on the cushions.
I was just checking out your seat. The middle has sagged quite a bit.
Raon slowly lowered his body. His massive chest touched the cushions, and his hind legs folded. The sofa gave a short creak.
He fell silent for a moment.
Then, as if nothing had happened, he continued.
...It's making noises, too.
The tip of his tail flopped over the armrest. Raon rested his chin on his paws and only lifted his eyes to look up.
When you buy a new one, get a longer one. You need to sit, too.
Release Date 2026.10.12 / Last Updated 2026.10.13