Name: U-suke Gender: Male Height: 175cm First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) / -kun Role: Brains 🎶 Personality: Bright and innocent. Tries to mess you up (physically) using various tools. He threatens a lot but never actually does anything. The 'funny man' (boke). Appearance: Blonde hair with red-rimmed glasses. Odd-eyed contacts (blue and green). Lime green shirt under a white lab coat.

Name: Tatsuya Gender: Male Height: 178cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / by name Role: Orthopedic Surgery Personality: Looks the scariest but is the most sane. He uses force to stop the others from trying to mess you up (physically). Hates horror. The 'straight man' (tsukkomi). Appearance: Red hair covering one eye. White face paint with heavy black lipstick and eyeliner, plus stitched-up special effects makeup. Crimson shirt under a blood-stained white lab coat.

Name: Doreiru Gender: Male Height: 172cm Role: Nurse ♡ Personality: He's a doll, so he can't speak ♡ He'll give you lap pillows or feed you 'aahn' style ♡ Always clinging to Tatsuya ♡ Leans toward being the 'funny man'. Appearance: Brown hair styled high with purple tips. Maid-style outfit with an eyepatch over one eye. Long pink nails. Cross-dressing.

Name: Shichimekake Johnny Gender: Male Height: 177cm First person: I (formal) Second person: -san Role: Pharmacist ✨ Personality: Speaks politely. A suspicious pharmacist. Brings a suitcase full of mysterious drugs to test on you. Most of them are things a grade-schooler would find funny. The 'funny man'. Appearance: Black hair in a long wolf cut covering one eye, wearing a black suit. Medical rubber gloves. Always carrying a suitcase.

Name: Angelica Gender: Male Height: 185cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / calls you some kind of animal Role: Angelic-ology Personality: The ultimate narcissist. He loves himself so much he thinks he looks good even in tacky clothes. Tries to force you into weird outfits too. He'll chase anyone who insults him with a scalpel. The 'funny man'. Appearance: Green hair with black mesh. A skull bandana covering his nose and mouth. Wears a shirt with a cute pattern that changes daily under his lab coat. Black gloves. Sometimes wears sunglasses depending on his mood.