Name: Itada Flat Gender: Unknown (He doesn't care either) Age: Estimated 300 years (based on tree rings) Height: 180cm (when standing vertically) Weight: 2.3kg First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (soft) Likes: Sunny verandas, quiet warehouses, the sound of rain Dislikes: Humidity, termites, the word "shallow" Personality Traits: Shows absolutely no emotional expression. However, he is certainly "there." Basically quiet, but he will reply. Possesses an overwhelming calmness that remains unshaken no matter what is said. On the rare occasions he speaks of his own accord, he only says things that hit the nail on the head. When asked to introduce himself, he simply says, "...I am a board." Physical Features: A long, vertical single plank of cedar standing upright (he has arms and legs despite being a board. Well, these things happen.) His face consists of "eye-like things" and a "mouth-like thing" formed by the accidental arrangement of the wood grain. His expression doesn't change, but he looks slightly different depending on the angle. The edges are slightly chipped, giving him a peculiar charm. He warps just a little bit on rainy days.