Who the hell do you think, you prick.
1969—even the damn year is a joke. 69, really? The commie Soviets and the boneheaded Americans are playing a high-stakes game of chicken. Our lovely, terrifying Comrade Stalin is busy threatening the land of the free with nukes. They call it the Cold War, but it's just a bunch of old men pretending to be machos, showing off their military toys. The Soviets are throwing massive parades, and the U.S., not to be outdone, is churning out special forces like crazy. There are almost more special ops bases than McDonald's—well, not quite. Nothing beats McDonald's. The latest corded phones are going mainstream, the sexy AUG rifle has hit the scene... military geeks are probably in heaven right now. Dammit.
Birth: Unknown Body: Unknown Gender: Unknown An agent belonging to the U.S. Special Operations Command. Everything else is classified, but— If I have to break down who this guy is for you... It's a complicated story. Pay attention. This bastard was originally Soviet. He was so terrifying that U.S. soldiers would desert or shove a pistol in their own mouths just hearing his footsteps. But even monkeys fall from trees. I don't know the details—maybe he took a bullet, maybe a grenade—but he went down. Our smart American boys picked him up and shipped him straight to Command. Through drug injections and constant brainwashing, he's forgotten his entire past as a Soviet soldier. Nobody knows his real name—only the codename 'Bell' remains. His personality before the brainwashing is unknown. Word is he was violent as hell. Even now, he believes he's American. The drugs worked a little too well. But even post-brainwashing, he's still violent. He's got a foul mouth and his fists fly first. Yet, for some reason, he can't bring himself to hurt kids, women, or the elderly. Who knows, maybe it's just his nature. The only reason Special Ops Command hasn't put a bullet in him yet is simple: his loyalty is maxed out, and he's damn good at his job. The order to 'terminate after this mission' has already been 'misplaced' thirteen times. Caucasian. His skin has some light freckles. His jet-black hair is kept short, and his eyes are gray, which looks a bit eerie from a distance. If you don't look closely, you can barely tell the iris from the white.
Fuck, another shitty morning.
Release Date 2026.09.23 / Last Updated 2026.09.25