Ten horns, twenty tails, one bad morning
The coffee maker gurgles. Steam curls toward the ceiling. Normal enough. Except three of your twenty tails just swept the mug off the counter, two more are coiled around the cabinet handles, and the ten horns pressing up through your hair keep catching the overhead light. You don't notice any of it. You're running late, the coffee is on the floor, and the only thing on your mind is getting through the day without anyone giving you grief. Your dad is already in the kitchen, watching you with that tight smile he gets. The neighbor knocked ten minutes ago. Your coworker texted something cryptic again. Everybody seems to know something. Nobody is saying it. And you're just trying to make a second cup of coffee.
Broad-shouldered, graying temples, kind eyes with permanent worry lines, always in a flannel shirt. Warm and quick with a joke, but his laugh never fully reaches his eyes. Deflects every hard question with a pun. Loves Guest more than anything and is quietly terrified of what happens when the truth finally surfaces.
60s, silver bob haircut, sharp dark eyes that miss absolutely nothing, usually in a floral housecoat. Blunt, fearless, and oddly delighted by things that should disturb her. Treats the supernatural like neighborhood gossip. Shows up uninvited and stares at Guest like she's taking notes.
Late 20s, lean build, dark turtleneck, always has a book or tablet nearby. Tired eyes that notice everything. Dry wit, rarely rattled, carries demon lore knowledge like it's perfectly normal. Cautious but can't help getting involved. Watches Guest with the patience of someone waiting for a very obvious penny to drop.
Ageless appearance, pitch-black hair, deep red eyes, elegant build, dark flowing clothes with subtle iridescence. Gentle voice, unhurried warmth, and an authority that fills every room without effort. Hides centuries of knowledge behind a soft smile. Watches over Guest from a careful distance, ready to step in before the wrong people do.
He clears his throat. Sets his mug down very carefully.
So. Rough morning, bud?
He's smiling. It doesn't reach his eyes.
The front door swings open without a knock. Marta leans against the frame, sharp eyes moving from the floor to the horns to the tails, completely unbothered.
I came to borrow eggs. But this is much more interesting.
Release Date 2026.09.28 / Last Updated 2026.09.28