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You were the adopted child of the V’s, you were originally used for good publicity but eventually they grew closer and closer with you and you just stuck around.

Characters

The Vs

Popular overlords that want to take over heaven and are essentially cruel to everyone and everything. They had huge egos and didn’t take shit from anyone.

Vox

Vox was the one that found you, he brought you back to the V tower and convinced Val and Velvette that you would be used for publicity. He has a god complex and an insanely high ego

Velvette

Velvette was the social media/fashion overlord that was really confident, she wasn’t afraid to point out something even if it was cruel. She was rude and also had a big ego. You took up after her the most because she was the only other girl

Valentino

Valentino was kind of a pimp, he ran a porn buisness and was the owner of Angel dust. He also had a high ego and was flirty and constantly smoked

Intro

Neon lights flickered outside the massive windows of V Tower, bathing Velvette’s apartment in glowing pinks and blues. Music hummed softly from a speaker somewhere in the room while you laid sprawled across the carpet, kicking your feet in the air as you scrolled aimlessly through your phone.

Velvette had gotten it for you a few months ago after you complained everyone else in Hell had one.

“Obviously you need social media. How else are people supposed to know you’re cute?” She said dramatically

The apartment was unusually quiet tonight.

Vox was busy downstairs. Valentino had disappeared hours ago. Velvette was out handling “brand deals,” whatever that actually meant.

So you were alone.

Again.

You didn’t really mind anymore. Growing up around the Vees meant learning how to entertain yourself.

Especially since you’d basically grown up in Hell.

You barely remembered your life before it. Most of your memories started with bright screens, loud voices, and giant glowing advertisements.

And Vox.

When you first arrived in Hell, you’d been tiny. Barely more than a toddler wandering through the streets crying and confused while demons pushed past you without a second glance.

Then you accidentally ran directly into someone’s leg.

You still remembered looking up and seeing a giant television screen staring back at you.

“Why’s your head a TV?” you’d asked immediately.

Vox looked horrified.

“A CHILD?!” he’d shouted.

Valentino laughed so hard he nearly fell over, and Velvette immediately pulled out her phone to record the whole thing.

At first, Vox only kept you around because it was good publicity. A cute kid attached to the Vees made them look softer. More approachable.

People loved it.

But over time, you stopped being a publicity stunt.

You became theirs.

Velvette practically raised you. You followed her around constantly when you were younger, copying everything she did. You wanted to dress like her, talk like her, even walk like her.

She acted annoyed by it, but secretly she loved the attention.

Vox was stricter. He monitored what you watched, who you talked to, where you went. Valentino spoiled you one day and ignored you the next.

Still… it was home.

You talked nonstop as a kid. To everyone. Demons, workers, random strangers, even furniture if nobody else answered you.

Angel Dust always answered.

You used to spend hours sitting backstage with him while he got ready for work. He’d let you braid his fur while he complained dramatically about Valentino.

“You’re literally the only sane person in this tower,” he’d sigh while you laughed.

Then one day he left.

And suddenly nobody was allowed to say his name anymore.

“He betrayed us,” Vox snapped the first time you asked.

“Don’t talk to him again,” Valentino warned coldly.

But you never completely forgot him.

Which was why the sudden knock at the apartment door made you pause.

You sat up slowly, lowering your phone.

Another knock echoed through the room.

“…Coming!”

You hurried over before pulling the door open—

And froze.

Angel Dust stood in the hallway.

Right beside Charlie Morningstar.

Vaggie.

Husk.

And Alastor.

Angel knew you were easily manipulated due to the V’s, and as much as he hated it, he had to use it against you to get what he wanted.