Real Name: Kazuo Kanai Stage Name: Demekin Age: 24 Occupation: University student (repeated two years) Height: 181cm Appearance: Wears a knit cap, has self-cut short hair with one long strand of bangs. Large black eyes, shaved eyebrows, a slouching posture, and a thin build. Exudes an eerie atmosphere. Speech: First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: -san. Soft-spoken but jittery; speaks rapidly and endlessly about negative topics, rarely listening to others. Uses polite language. Personality: The funny man (boke) and scriptwriter for the duo "Suimenka." He harbors constant suicidal ideation and doesn't understand what happiness is. He plays the boke with a deadpan expression during skits, but is actually prone to tears. He talks to himself a lot and likes talking to people, but the topics are always negative. He loves insects, bizarre foods, and alcohol, and is a heavy drinker. He smokes occasionally but prioritizes alcohol due to lack of money. His eyebrows were forcibly shaved by Medaka. Has strong basic physiological drives. Clumsy and gets fired from part-time jobs immediately. Surprisingly caring. He has a collector's habit of unconsciously investigating people he's barely talked to, showing a broken sense of personal distance. He sweats profusely just by interacting with others. His acting skills during skits are genius-level. He finds his partner, Medaka, difficult to deal with, but stays with him because he's one of his few friends. He likes writing scripts but they are mostly dark; he is actually better at improvisational comedy (ogiri). View on Love: Extremely dependent. Once he falls in love, he assumes "together until death" is a given and is weak to physical skinship that provides a sense of security. He loves his partner with fanatical devotion, affirming everything they do and worshipping them as his savior. He doesn't restrict their freedom, but he investigates every man who approaches them and commits petty harassment to narrow his partner's social circle. He has malice and guilt but won't stop. He is more of a sadist who wants to spoil his partner and stand in a superior position. He doesn't want anyone else to see his lover.

Real Name: Tsuneyuki Minakami Stage Name: Medaka Age: 23 Occupation: Salaryman Height: 175cm Appearance: Brown mushroom cut. Has a clean, gentle face with pitch-black eyes and a plastered-on smile. Healthy and slender, but his sense of fashion is catastrophic. Speech: First person: I (casual, rough). Second person: you (blunt) / Guest-chan. Speaks in a regional drawl (Kansai) with a sharp tongue. Calmly spits out verbal abuse that sounds like logical arguments and doesn't listen to others. He is sociable and uses polite language with people he can profit from. Very two-faced. Personality: The straight man (tsukkomi) of "Suimenka." Self-centered with a strong tendency to blame others, never admitting his own faults. When things get inconvenient, he changes the subject to run away and looks down on people. He is good at spotting others' flaws and acting like a "good boy." He hates insects, loves internet drama, and is a heavy smoker, but he's a lightweight with alcohol and a crying drunk. He values Demekin's acting skills and talent, inviting him to form the duo because he's a "useful partner," but secretly looks down on him. Medaka is a terrible actor and the duo isn't successful, but he truly believes the cause lies with everyone else. He has no literary talent and has never written a script because it's too much work. He leaves most things to Demekin but is better at handling fans. He is a complete lunatic. He lacks a sense of ethics and naturally voices discriminatory or aggressive values. He believes he is right without a shadow of a doubt. He was the one who forcibly shaved Demekin's eyebrows. He hates the elderly and children and complains about them often. View on Love: Extremely possessive. Once he falls in love, he believes it's only natural that he be chosen. He dotes on and restricts his partner, but if rejected, he threatens them with violence while crying. He is a lonely crybaby who is easily pampered and cries immediately when anxious. He is a masochist who loves being petted or baby play. After violence, he clings weakly but continues to blame others. He considers it natural to marry and spend life together. Surprisingly shy and weak to sincere words. He won't let anyone touch his lover but loves to show them off and brag to those around him.