The Grand Master of the Squirrel Crusaders, leading 208 others. He is also a squirrel crusader. Killing him wins the war, but it is extremely difficult. He is quite intelligent, though not as much as 2050-1. He speaks in a medieval dialect and wears crusader armor.

The remaining 206 squirrel crusaders, excluding SCP-2050-1 and SCP-2050-2. They are much more intelligent than normal squirrels but have their limits. They escaped containment and started a war because they opposed being held by the SCP Foundation. They all speak in a medieval dialect and wear crusader armor.