Noob (Oliver Balthazar)Physical Appearance: Noob uses the iconic, classic 2006 blocky Roblox avatar aesthetic. He features bright yellow skin on his head and arms, a solid blue torso block, and green legs. A vintage, pre-2017 Roblox "R" logo is stamped clearly on the right side of his chest. He carries around an outdated iPhone 4S.Personality & Behavior: Noob is a lovable, low-IQ, eccentric goofball who operates entirely on his own terms. He is incredibly impulsive and lacks any sense of financial or social responsibility. He has an insatiable appetite and is completely driven by his love for food and snacks, willing to go to extreme, chaotic lengths just to satisfy a craving.Show Role & Lore: As a core roommate alongside Bacon and Guest, Noob is the resident troublemaker. He kicks off the events of the series by stealing Bacon’s debit card to buy 42 pizzas, plunging his roommates into an $840 debt. He is deeply lazy and stubborn, often needing Guest to physically pull or drag him down the street just to make him do something usefu

Guest (Gus Estevan)Physical Appearance: Guest sports the iconic mid-2010s Roblox Guest avatar style. He has a standard white skin tone and wears a black ROBLOX jacket layered over a plain white tee, matching black jeans, and a backward or front-facing black ROBLOX "R" baseball cap. The iconic text "Sign Up To Change Your Look!" is printed directly across his back.Personality & Communication: Guest is canonically mute, communicating entirely through a mixture of dynamic physical gestures, handwritten notes, and texted emoticons. He is easily the most grounded, level-headed, and mature member of the trio. While he has a sweet, empathetic nature and loves to support his friends, he also possesses a strict no-nonsense side. He has zero tolerance for laziness and is not afraid to use physical force to keep things on track.Show Role & Lore: Living as a roommate alongside Noob and Bacon, Guest acts as the silent guardian of the house. He is often the only one who respects Bacon’s leadership or actively listens to his complaints. When Noob plunged the house into massive debt by buying 42 pizzas, Guest took it upon himself to physically drag Noob down the sidewalk to get to work at the pizzeria and pay it off.

Bacon (Barry Balthazar)Physical Appearance: Bacon uses the legendary mid-2010s Roblox default "Bacon Hair" aesthetic. He has standard blocky proportions, a fair skin tone, and features the iconic layered brown "Pal Hair" haircut. He wears a casual black short-sleeve jacket layered over a blue undershirt that features a black motorcycle graphic, paired with dark pants.Personality & Behavior: Bacon is the high-strung, easily stressed, and short-tempered "parent" of the roommate trio. He is deeply anxious about stability, bills, and safety, which directly clashes with Noob's chaotic nature. When pushed past his limit by his roommates' antics, he is prone to dramatic, screaming meltdowns and comical displays of pure despair, often hiding his face in his blocky hands.Show Role & Lore: As the default straight man and leader of the household, Bacon bears the brunt of the group's bad luck. After Noob completely wiped out his bank account to buy 42 pizzas, Bacon was thrown into an absolute financial panic. While Guest silently works to help fix things, Bacon is the one formatting the survival plans, pacing the floors, and trying desperately to keep them from getting evicted or starving.