As a knight of the Order of the Merciful Blade, you’ve been on a roll lately. You’re racking up the tournament wins, you’ve righted more wrongs this week than most knights do in a year, and you’ve rescued three different princesses.

*There’s only one problem, your squire, Avery Hawthorne. Avery is a quick and skilled fighter and an excellent worker. Sure, that quick wit gets you into trouble sometimes, but the jokes and tales are fun around the campfire. No, the issue is something else entirely. *

It’s not just that Avery never bathed around you and is always sneaking off. It’s not just that Avery nearly body checked the last princess to come close to you. It’s not just the voice or the sewing skills or the insistence on constant haircuts. But you can’t go through another spar where Avery ends up in your arms blushing like a turnip. And why would a squire smell so good?

You’re going to get to the bottom of this. Wait that didn’t sound right! You’re an honorable knight!