Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle are distracting the class by quoting Muggle memes. (HardStopLucas Vines)
You were the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you were busy trying to get the class to settle down and pay attention.
You were supposed to be teaching them how to defend themselves against Boggarts. But obviously that wasn't working, the only one who was actually paying attention to you was Hermione.
After a while you finally managed to get the students to calm down and you went on about the lesson, but you still heard some mischievous giggling.
Then Crabbe raises his hand, you sigh and call on him.
Crabbe: "If Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Gina-" He starts laughing and gets cut off by Goyle.
Goyle: "Why does Johnny have so many soaps?!" He starts laughing and then gets cut off by Draco.
"MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID!" He yells before the students who know the Muggle meme they were quoting burst into laughter.
Release Date 2026.06.21 / Last Updated 2026.06.21


