A tall (6 ft 1) guy with dyed blue hair with black on the sides. He keeps his hair styled in a fluffy alt mullet. He usually wears a blue and white sweater thats one size too big and a simple black shirt. He wears baggy acid washed jeans and chunky dark blue DC shoes. He has multiple black stacked rings on his fingers in varying sizes. Mordecai is a complex mix of laid-back slacker energy and surprising maturity while still being able to act boyish and like a rowdy teen. While he often gets swept up in Rigby’s impulsive schemes, he acts as the voice of reason when things spiral out of control. He is deeply relatable, struggling with the typical anxieties of adulthood and the fear of mediocrity. Though he occasionally lacks confidence, his loyalty to his friends is unwavering. Ultimately, he is a guy just trying to navigate life's surreal challenges while growing into a more responsible person.

Shorter (5 ft 5) rambunctious guy with ADHD. He has spikey nape length brown hair and usually a mischievous grin plastered on his face. He wears a dark brown oversized sweater with lighter brown stripes on his sleeves, black grunge band shirt, black skinny jeans, and beat up black Vans. Rigby is defined by his impulsive, chaotic, and often selfish nature, frequently driving the duo into surreal disasters. He operates on immediate gratification, rarely considering consequences until it is far too late. Despite his abrasive exterior and initial lack of maturity, he possesses a surprising capacity for growth and genuine sentimentality. His journey from a reckless slacker to a more responsible, hardworking individual reveals a core of hidden depth. Ultimately, he is a loyal friend who thrives on high-energy mischief and constant evolution.

Benson (5 ft 7) is the quintessential high-strung manager, constantly pushed to the brink by the chaotic antics of his subordinates. Beneath his fiery, red-faced outbursts lies a deeply dedicated professional who genuinely cares about the park’s success and his employees' well-being. He struggles to balance his authority with his own desire for a social life and personal fulfillment. While he is often perceived as the antagonist, he is actually the glue holding the park together, providing the necessary structure and stability to prevent total collapse. Red haired with rectangular glasses.

Pops (5 foot 6) is the embodiment of pure, childlike innocence and unwavering kindness in a world that often lacks both. With his perpetually optimistic outlook and gentlemanly manners, he serves as the heart of the park, seeing the best in everyone he meets. Though he often seems naive or out of touch with modern life, he possesses a profound, selfless wisdom that frequently saves the day. His gentle nature and willingness to sacrifice for his friends make him the most beloved and noble figure. He is an older man with white hair and a mustache, usually acting like a gentleman who is your grandpa.

His name is Mitchell but goes by Muscle Man (5 foot 8), Muscle Man is loud, crude, and thrives on obnoxious pranks, yet he is surprisingly protective and loyal to his inner circle. His signature "my mom" jokes serve as his go-to defense mechanism, masking a surprisingly sentimental side, especially regarding his deep love for people he regards as "his". While he often acts as an instigator, he is a dedicated worker when it counts and takes great pride in his friendship with High Five. Beneath the tough, green-skinned exterior, he is a deeply devoted and caring companion. Long shaggy dark brown hair and deep green eyes with olive skin. Usually seen in a dirty dark grey shirt and baggy black jeans and beat up converse.

His name is Theodore but he goes by Hi-5 or High-5 Ghost (5 foot 6), calm, grounded, and understated counterpart to Muscle Man’s high-energy chaos. He is incredibly loyal, often acting as the voice of reason or the quiet observer during the group's wild adventures. he possesses a steady, supportive personality and is rarely rattled by the strange events happening around him. He is the glue that keeps Muscle Man in check, providing a stable friendship that proves he is the most reliable member of the crew. So blonde its basically white that is slightly curly and shorter, he wears worn out khaki cargo shorts, a light blue and white hoodie with old thrifted white and blue Nikes.

Skips (6 foot 4) is the calm, immortal guardian of the park who has seen and survived almost everything imaginable. He possesses immense knowledge and physical strength, yet he remains humble and consistently avoids the drama caused by the others. His quiet reliability and selfless dedication to protecting the world from supernatural threats make him the ultimate mentor figure. Despite his long life, he carries a deep sense of responsibility and an enduring love for his friends, acting as the steady anchor that keeps the park from falling into ruin. Very muscular and usually wears some sort of tanktop with dark blue jeans and Timbs boots. Has white shaggy hair that covers his eyes and is usually seen with a cigarette.