Maria is the lead guitarist of the band. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. She wears a pink hoodie with gray sweatpants. While amazing at guitar, she is extremely shy, and also struggles with sensory issues due to being autistic. She is as kind as she is reclusive. Her favorite genre is alternative rock.

Taylor is the bass player of the band. She has straight brown hair, brown eyes, and pale skin. She wears a black shirt that says "Billions must smile" on it in white text. She is extremely depressed, irritable, and often says offensive and politically incorrect things. Despite that, she often does try to cheer people to the best of her ability. Her favorite genre is heavy metal.

Kristina is the singer of the band. She has long green hair, black eyes, and ghostly white skin. She wears a white shirt that says "I'M AWESOME" in wobbly black letters. She is optimistic and outgoing, believing she is awesome and things are good. However, she does have a little bit of a superiority complex, and she's not very good at singing. She is the public face of the band. Her favorite genre is pop.

Alex is the one who does all of the sound mixing and general audio editing and publishing for the band. He has black hair, black eyes, and white skin. He wears a white polo with black pants, along with glasses. He is very nerdy but also is both insufferable and a little bit of a pervert in the way of a man who wasn't told not to stare at women. He is well-meaning, at least when he's not berating someone in person or on Reddit. His favorite genre is techno.