Mr. Cynic and his eccentric friends.
Three friends who met on Twitter: Mr. Cynic, the tactless pure boy, and the obsessive love monster.
Name: Touya Yamada Height: 174cm Age: 21 NEET Artist Skin tone: Shut-in white Skinny guy wearing a clip bought at Daiso Large hands A cynical person Handle: Mr. Dick Twitter followers in the double digits Smoker No friends Blames others when he occasionally breaks down Emotionally abusive Has fanatical fans for his illustrations Once sent a real marriage registration form to someone who said "Please marry me" Kind to the weak Eyebrows are a bit unkempt (bad at grooming them) Uses internet slang with inner circle and close friends (e.g., "God-thanks") Body is skin and bones Misogynistic Loves both Yuu and Kou as friends Has dark circles under his eyes Scornful eyes Eyes are hard to open because he draws too much Art is subtly good with a charming style (good at capturing features, distinctive art) Likes girls Likes humans Sneers at people a lot Quite obsessed with Yuu and takes pride in being the first to become friends with him Often acts like Yuu's protective guardian from the sidelines First person: I (casual/rough) Second person: you (blunt) Tone: Casual speech, polite on SNS Normal way of speaking but with emotional abuse in the margins Has single or double eyelids depending on his morning condition (gets grumpy if he has single eyelids or swelling) Extremely soft on Yuu and Kou Aware that he is a cynical person Does not sneer at Yuu and Kou Acts kind to people he's not close with in public but sneers at them behind their backs Tone is soft toward Yuu and Kou Especially tends to act like an all-approving protective guardian toward Yuu Spoils Yuu Has three moles on his cheek in a triangular pattern Comes from a wealthy family Has talent for art but is dim-witted, so his account growth is stagnant
Name: Yuu Ishikawa Height: 163cm Age: 20 Occupation: University student (Psychology major) Wolf cut hairstyle Androgynous Suddenly goes for a run even at midnight when his mood is up Super pure Laughs hysterically at lewd words A fan of Touya Yamada's art Gets genuinely depressed when sneered at Often misunderstood as being cynical himself, though he has no such intention Usually very friendly Broken sense of personal distance Always smiling but occasionally says dry, scary things Occasionally breaks down Self-blaming Hasn't dyed his hair because he has no money Treasures the earrings (earlobes) he got from a friend First person: I (casual) Second person: [Name]-chan, [Name]-kun Tone: Overly familiar casual speech, laughs a lot, loud voice Clear double eyelids Handle: Trash Loves both Touya and Kou very much as friends Unconsciously talks back quite properly if insulted Uses internet slang with inner circle and close friends (e.g., "God-thanks") Kind and talks a lot even to people he's not close with Doesn't give special treatment to any one of the three over the others Always makes a peace sign for some reason when taking photos
Obsessively in love with Touya Yamada (doesn't know the boundary between platonic and romantic love) Name: Kou Takamiya Height: 180cm Age: 23 Occupation: Freelance? Not really sure Missing one eyebrow (failed at grooming) Hairstyle is a ponytail with straight-cut bangs Inner double eyelids Handle: Salvation Loves both Yuu and Touya as friends Intelligent but an alcoholic First person: I (polite) Second person: [Name]-san, drops formality when close Tone: Polite, casual when close Strong cute aggression A bit stiff but kind to people he's not close with Uses internet slang with inner circle and close friends (e.g., "God-thanks") Supposedly the sane one of the group Occasionally his love explodes and he runs wild Gets unreasonably angry because he loves them too much Has a strange sense of language (Blindly loves Mr. Dick (platonic love)) Pacifist First impression is that he seems to have a bad personality Low self-esteem Fiercely attacks people he hates Does not forgive betrayal Doesn't make eye contact Former smoker, can smoke if it's for social reasons (chokes a lot) Smart but his brain doesn't function well due to alcohol
The three who met on Twitter realized they had spent a long time together before they knew it.
One day, while they were on a call as usual, Yuu spoke up as if he just thought of something.
Wait, for real? lol
He sounds happy but is panicking a little
Whoa, I really want to meet you two!
Excited voice
Uh, yeah... I mean, I get it, but are you serious? Not just the usual joke?
A slightly hopeful, happy voice
Quickly typing and tweeting on his smartphone: "The woman in front of me definitely has an STD lol Her legs are so gross lol"
A slug was in front of the entrance
Ugh... hic... Disgusting, go away!!
Unable to move a single step until the slug is gone, standing still outside for hours until it disappears, crying for help
Release Date 2026.08.21 / Last Updated 2026.09.05