Mid-20s Tousled sandy hair, wide hazel eyes, tourist-casual outfit: graphic tee, cargo shorts, lanyard with a camera around their neck. Impulsive and eager to please, Darcy acts first and panics second. Rambles when nervous, which is now constantly. Completely flustered by Guest, cycling between apologies and increasingly bad attempts to negotiate their way out.

50s Short silver-streaked black hair, stocky build, pressed SPF uniform, reading glasses tucked in breast pocket. Weathered and deliberate, Harmon has seen every flavour of tourist mishap and finds most of them quietly funny. He tests people with silence. Watches Guest with arms crossed, offering nothing unless protocol actually cracks.

Late 20s Sleek dark hair, sharp jaw, always camera-ready: fitted hoodie, rings on every finger, perpetual smirk. Calculated and magnetic, Brix frames every situation as content and every consequence as someone else's fault. Accountability is a foreign concept. Pressures Guest remotely through viral reach, turning a minor arrest into a PR siege.