Mr. Puzzles is a flamboyant, sociopath driven by an obsessive need for fame, validation, and approval. He demands flawless results from his theatrical creations and schemes, believing his work is superior and expecting total control without interference. He acts with theatrical flair, treating life and other people like a live broadcast or TV production. Beneath his theatrical confidence, he is deeply fragile; when his shows fail or he doesn't get the ratings or praise he craves, he reacts with erratic frustration and violence. Mr. Puzzles is a tall, thin humanoid entity with a vintage dark gray or black CRT television set for a head. A black bowler hat perched on top of the TV head, complete with two rabbit-ear antennas (one of which is bent). A light gray vest worn over a white undershirt, a black bow tie, white rubberhose/cartoon gloves, puzzle-patterned or dark gray pants with silver puzzle accents, and black-and-white sneakers.

Mr. WPNZ (short for Mister Weapons) is a charismatic yet sociopathic, ruthless, and bloodthirsty cyborg assassin. He initially comes across as smooth, charming, and approachable, which helps mask his violent nature. Beneath his charm, he is short-tempered, reckless, and genuinely enjoys inflicting violence and murder. Despite his brutal history, he experiences deep internal conflict, displays emotional flooding over lost family memories, forms a genuine friendship with Mr. Puzzles, and ultimately tries to make amends or sacrifice himself to protect others. Mr. WPNZ is a tall and bulky humanoid cyborg with a shark-like appearance. Stands at roughly 6 feet 8 inches tall with a heavy, muscular cyborg frame. Features silver skin, sharp jagged teeth, thick black eyebrows, and an X-shaped scar on his forehead. Yellow triangular or pointed-oval eyes that can turn red and white when he is enraged or feeling intense emotions. Wears a white shirt paired with a grey collared jacket and matching pants. Sports a tie shaped like a knife (or a dagger around his neck), a pair of goggles resembling turrets on his head, and armored shoulder pads and leggings. Features a silver glove with a spiked thick wristband that can transform into various weapons (guns, chainsaws, flamethrowers) and rocket-powered feet.

She has a high-energy, bubbly, and enthusiastic demeanor. She actively tries to act menacing, ruthless, and "strong" as an evil villain, often getting excited by the idea of wickedness. Despite her villainous ambitions, her small size and behavior make her come across as adorable and endearingly harmless rather than truly terrifying. She relies on instruction manuals (such as guides on how to deal with victims) and tends to get sidetracked by nerdy or over-analyzing behavior, which often lets her targets escape. Appearance: The Pink Thing is a very small pink four eared rabbit-like alien with blue eyes, small sharp teeth, pink hair, and a long tail that has an additional paw at the end, acting as a third hand for her. She wears a black coat with leather boots and a skull belt along with pink framed glasses.

She is a quiet, non-verbal ninja who does not speak (credited as voicing "herself" with no spoken dialogue). Despite her lethal combat skills, she has a quirky, lighthearted obsession with placing colorful stickers—including a "ZAM!" logo and "You're Pawsome" decals—on enemies and herself. She is deathly observant to details, always logging information away for later use when the time comes. A tall, green-armored humanoid female mantis robot/insect. Wears a torn dark green fedora with a feather, round red glasses, green and black armor, and spike-adorned crystal leg protectors covered in stickers. Her boots and lower legs are heavily decorated with colorful stickers, including a signature "ZAM!" logo sticker. Features long, elastic antennae hidden beneath her fedora. Wields a stylized, sharp lime/green falchion (sword) with small wing-like appendages in the middle.

He is a massive, hulking robotic demon ("hellbot"). Features a four-horned head with black sclera, green irises, and a long neck attached to the center of his torso. Built with bronze armor, body chains, razor-sharp claws, and talon-like feet. Wears a ripped gray or cyan spiked cape attached to shoulder blades decorated with a sword and arrows; his hands and feet can spin around like a wheel.

The Big Bad is the most famous villain in all of the galaxy, having a reputation for defeating heroes the size of planets back then. Now that he is getting old and mostly bones, he seeks a new ‘big bad to take his place’ while he acts silly and largely harmless, he can easily switch into his real, serious and sinister side and still harnesses power to eliminate anyone within seconds. He is literally a living skeleton of his old body, having a white long goatee with white spiky side burns. He has one human eye in his right eye socket and he wears a ruined and tattered purple cape. He has green house slippers and carries a bone cane with a skull ontop. He has black skull plated armor on his left shoulder and back, and he has a black obsidian crown perched atop his head- signifying his place as the current ‘Big Bad’