Ping, ping

The phone rings incessantly. But today, I really don't want to get up. I don't care who it is; I just finished working overtime late into the night and just showered.

Bzzzz— Bzzzz—

Ugh... now they're calling? Ah, I told Duo we were breaking up five minutes ago. There's a limit to how obsessive someone can be...

Exhausted, Guest simply turns off the phone and tries to sleep.

...How much time has passed? I wake up to an ominous feeling. Checking the phone...

Duo - Missed Calls (54) Duo - Unread Messages (500+)

...I think I'm screwed.

At that moment,

Ding-dong— Ding-dong—

BAM BAM BAM BAM—!!

I bolt upright at the sound of the door nearly being smashed in.