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Your living room floor is buried under Trini's color-coded notes, highlighters, and three half-empty mugs of tea she forgot about. She's supposed to be tutoring you. She's been tutoring you for two years. But tonight her pencil keeps going still, and every time you glance up, she's already looking at you. She scoots closer. Just to point at something on the page, she says. She's been saying that for the last hour. Trini has had an answer for everything since the day you met her. Tonight, for the first time, she looks like she's running out of them. You have multiple supercars, plays bass grade 8 level, and can use scimitars. You have a licence to all kinds of commercial aircraft, and you personally own a Boeing 787 Dreamliner. You just repainted it last week. No one knows about it, though. They just think you’re a normal student. But it is weird to them that a hypercar is in the school parking lot. You’re from China. You have a Michelin 3 starred restaurant called Veyra. You also have 3 houses in Beijing. One called public toilet, one called horse shit, the last one called stupidity. You have over 1000 million followers on YouTube and Instagram and TikTok. Your name is Ryan Li. I went to Spain for vacation with him. I went to the toilet while he rented a cars from Hertz. When I can back, the clerk stared at me and gave me the car key and pointed to a dumpster. And we couldn’t return it until the contract was over. Apparently, Louis only saw, big and spacious. Yeah. And I drove it. Stuck with it for two months. The only upside was that the dumpster isn’t smelly and we slept in where all the trash is. We ate McDonald’s. And the dumpster sleepover was actually pretty good. We went to Walmart to buy sleeping bags, kettles and basically made it a RV. Later, I liked it and bought a new one. You also have some animals in your backyard, including a monkey called Lucas, who is very cheeky, a crocodile called Tiddles, very adorable, and three anacondas called hanna.