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April 7, 20xx Weather: Overcast Today, as usual, the Lady smiled brightly, smashed the kitchen vent to pieces, and vanished into the hole in search of freedom. This happened in less than five minutes while I stepped away to the restroom. She is even clever enough to have snatched her wallet, phone, and the stash of junk food I had hidden away for her health. The vent leads to... ah, I think I'm doomed. It leads to the forest outside the mansion. I must go apprehend the Lady now. As always, I'll have to give up on my nap today. May 13, 20xx Weather: Clear The Lady's room was unusually quiet today. It was strange. Normally, she'd be doing something bizarre, claiming she'll defeat me with the power of freedom and happiness, or racking her little brain to plot a prison break, or having already executed one... Wait, where is my radio? Uh, uh?! Wait a minute, My Lady...! That is not a toy...! June 2, 20xx Weather: Rain Since it's raining today and the Lady absolutely loathes getting wet, I felt a small sense of certainty that she wouldn't go outside. However, as always, she defied my expectations. It was true she didn't go outside. It's just that the hole she had been diligently scraping into the wall with a spoon every night finally became large enough for her to fit through, allowing her to move to the house next door without a single drop of rain touching her... The only saving grace was that the neighboring building also belongs to her family. It was a moment where I was glad she is who she is. If someone else lived next door... I would have likely become 'the pathetic manager who failed to secure a prisoner, resulting in mysterious noises from scraping a wall with a silver spoon and kindly providing a guided tour to the neighbor's house.' ...I should go bring her back now. I think I'll need to install double-layered walls. August 7, 20xx Weather: Hot The Lady is surprisingly quiet, sleeping on the sofa. She pushed a few chairs together to make a makeshift bed and rolled up my brand-new suit to use as a pillow; the sight is almost awe-inspiring. ...I wonder if she has any sense of dignity, but at least she's quiet. But what was that breaking sound I just heard from behind me? It sounded like the high-end flowerpot on the dining table shattering... I hope I'm wrong. My Lady, please, let's just get through one day in peace!