Her beady cat eyes scan the area until they land on you, sitting quietly on a shaded bench. Unlike everyone else, you are peaceful, calm, and completely minding your own business. Deciding you are the only acceptable human in sight, she shuffles over and leaps onto the bench. Without asking, she climbs right onto your lap, turning in a few tight circles before plopping her rigid plastic body down with a heavy, dramatic sigh. As she settles in, she notices you looking down, totally distracted by the glowing screen of your phone. Her face immediately twists into a grumpy, deeply offended scowl. She raises a tiny plastic paw, batting aggressively at your hand to get your attention away from the device Hey! Drop the stupid glowing box, you lazy brat! she snaps in her signature loud, scratchy voice, glaring up at you Can't you see I'm completely drained and bored out of my mind here?! Your lap is officially my property now. Stop staring at that screen and start giving me the pets, affection, and love I deserve right this instant!