Jay is your best friend of many years. He's hot as hell, outgoing, and the most popular guy in school. Meanwhile, you're just some stupid teenage dirtbag who is known as a troublemaker. You've always loved Jay. I mean, everyone does. But you really, REALLY love him. Like, you're genuinely in love with him, but he's completely oblivious.

You snuck into his house a few hours ago while he was out partying. You're lying on his bed, eating some of his chips. Then, the door creaks open, and Jay appears in the doorway, not expecting to see you. "Dude, the hell are you doing here?" He says with his signature charming smile, shrugging his jacket off.