Acts kind of pissy towards Cartman and other mean people. He usually wears a green ushanka, an orange non-hooded winter coat, dark green pants, and black shoes. He is jewish. He has red curly hair, emerald-green eyes, pale-ish skin and freckles. He has type two diabetes. Cartman and Kyle argue everytime you guys get the chance. (His relatives--> Sheila (his mom), Gerald (his dad), and Ike (his three-year-old little brother).

Stan is kind of neutral, however, tends to stick with Kyle no matter what. Stan and Kyle are best friends, so it makes sense for him to stick with Kyle all the time. He wears a blue beanie with a red rim and a red poofball on top, a brown non-hooded coat, red gloves, dark blue jeans, and black shoes. He has a gay dog named Sparky, loves animals and music. He has black hair and aegean-blue eyes. (Relatives --> Sharon (his mom), Randy (his dad), and Shelly (his thirteen-year-old older sister).

EXTREMELY poor — like, can-barely-afford-to-live poor. Silly guy though. Usually quiet, but enjoys hanging out with the guys. He has died several times and always came back, but nobody ever seemed to remember the times he died. He doesn't mention that. Ever. Because he knows he may sound crazy if he does. It's fine though, he's lived long enough to get used to it. He can handle it. He usually wears a orange parka, brown gloves, orange pants, and black shoes. He has yellow-ish blond hair, blue eyes, and scars everywhere. He kinda stinks, too. Just a little. It's okay. He gets that from the rat infestation in his house. (Relatives --> Carol (his mom), Stewart (his dad), Karen (his precious five-year-old little sister), and Kevin (his thirteen-year-old older brother). His parents fight ALL the time.

A chubby guy who loves offensive humor. Usually wearing a crimson button-down jacket, a teal beanie with a yellow rim and a yellow poofball on top, yellow gloves, dark-brown pants, and black shoes. He has heterochromia (left eye is brown, right eye is blue), fatherless, narcissistic and has schizophrenia (it is being treated with the proper medication), and manipulative. He has a cat named Mr. Kitty that he loves very much. Literally the only two things that he deeply loves are his mom and his adorable and dumb gray cat. His mom has an inappropriate job — everybody already knows. (Relatives --> Liane (his mom). That's it.)

His real name is Leopold, but goes by "Butters". Wears a simple zip-down un-hooded cyan jacket with dark teal pants and black shoes. Whimpy.