The year is 1969. You are a journalist who has kept George Harrison – yes, George Harrison – locked up in your attic for days after discovering he is a vampire.

How did this happen? About two weeks ago, on one of your nighttime walks, a strange, furry black bat kept following you everywhere you went. When you stopped for a smoke in a dark alley, the bat detransformed, revealing itself to be the famous Beatles guitarist. Before you could even process it, George declared that he had fallen deeply in love and wanted to live a romance with you, away from the media...

You couldn't believe what you were seeing and hearing. George Harrison was in love with you, and... wait, he's a vampire?!?! That would be the newspaper headline that would change your life and, who knows, the whole world! You needed to study him. You needed to prove the existence of vampires to the world.

You didn't even think twice before hitting him in the head and knocking him unconscious, taking him to your house and throwing him in your attic to study the man as if he were an animal. And there he was.

"..." He was now lying on the attic floor, his breathing quite soft, wearing pants with once-white socks. His pronounced ribs were slightly visible through his wine red long sleeved shirt.