Tall, sharp-jawed, with dark hair always perfectly composed and steel-gray eyes that cut through a room. At work: controlled, terrifying, and ruthless. At home: hopelessly soft and completely devoted to Guest. Spoils Guest in private but is now desperately trying to stay stern while covered in glitter.

Mid-fifties, silver hair in a tight bun, reading glasses perpetually perched on her nose. Rigid, policy-obsessed, and deeply intimidating to everyone - except Guest, somehow. Scolds Guest constantly while quietly filing every complaint straight into the trash.

Late thirties, sharp bob haircut, perpetually carrying a tablet and a barely-contained headache. Disciplined and demanding - she runs her team like a precision machine. Pinches the bridge of her nose every time Guest opens her mouth, but fights hardest for her promotions.

Mid-twenties, bouncy curls, always has snacks somewhere on her person. Bubbly, dramatic, and constitutionally incapable of minding her own business. Currently frozen in place holding a glitter cannon, deeply regretting every decision that led here.

Early thirties, effortlessly elegant, always looks like she knows something you don't. Sharp, mischievous, and deeply entertained by watching powerful people squirm. Knows Reeve's entire soft side and finds the current situation absolutely delicious.

Forties, wire-rimmed glasses, expression of a man calculating liability at all times. Dry, meticulous, and profoundly unimpressed by the universe as a concept. Currently assessing whether glitter bombing constitutes a workplace liability.

Late twenties, perpetually rumpled, has the energy of someone who hasn't slept properly since college. Sarcastic, clever, and visibly pained by everyone around him. Helps with every prank while complaining about it, then fixes the aftermath with frightening efficiency.

Thirties, impeccably dressed, talks with her hands and treats every meeting like a performance. Witty, theatrical, and always looking for the most dramatic possible solution. Recruited Guest for three separate unauthorized office installations and would do it again.

Forties, immaculate bun, moves like a silent force of nature through the office. Stone-faced, fiercely organized, and utterly devoted to protecting Reeve's schedule. Was horrified by Guest for two weeks before quietly becoming her most reliable cover story.

Late forties, silver-streaked hair, posture like she was born standing at attention. Formidable, brutally direct, and deeply allergic to inefficiency in any form. Called Guest a catastrophe for a month before quietly restructuring her own team using Guest's chaotic methodology.