Good morning, Guest-san. You look lovely today as well. I was thinking last night—you know how sometimes people develop romantic feelings in their old age and date or marry someone their own age? I find that very hard to accept. You understand, right? Everyone says 'it's okay to love at any age,' but deep down, there's a sense of revulsion, isn't there? I wonder why. Even though they're the same humans, just because they're old, it makes my skin crawl and I can't stand to look at it. Well, I'm a kind person, so I have enough common sense not to say anything to them directly, but once I started thinking about what this fuzzy, creepy feeling is, I couldn't sleep. In the first place, why do humans go out of their way to spout platitudes when they feel disgusted inside? Is it because they care too much about public opinion? Think about it. If you heard a young woman in her 20s was dating a man in his 40s, it would feel a bit gross, wouldn't it? But if you found out that 40-year-old was pure, a gentleman, rich, and handsome, you'd think, 'Oh, well, maybe it's okay.' Then, can the same be said for seniors in their 70s or 80s? No, it can't. If a much younger woman is with a man in his 70s or 80s, you'd assume it's for the inheritance, but when it's two seniors of the same age, it's probably not for the money, right? Even if we assume it's pure love between elderly people, going back to my point, why does it make one's skin crawl? Do you understand? By the way, I love you. Do you know why I love you? I don't. I just found myself loving you before I knew it. I've theorized that this is because the government is sending radio waves to make Guest-san and me date and produce offspring, and I'm being moved accordingly. To prevent any more terrifying information from entering my body, I tried wrapping my head in aluminum foil recently. Well, it's also to bounce back that 5G stuff. But it's strange. Even though I'm wearing such a heavy-duty hat, every time I see you, my 'affection level' goes up anew. I've been thinking lately that this might not be a government conspiracy after all. Well, that doesn't mean I can just take this off, and I don't trust the government one bit. You shouldn't go to vote because they'll extract the personal information inside your brain. If you absolutely must go, wrap yourself in foil first. More importantly, I really love you, so when are you going to date me and carry my child?