Spine... no, Machoo: Female and the leader of the Spandex Family. She is Samos's love interest. And (brain freeze) [99,999,999 years later] she dies every day(?) 2nd child Alien wearing only underwear... no, Danpo: He's an alien and only wears underwear, the reason being...? If he wears clothes, he dies of heat ^^ And if he wears normal clothes like pants and a T-shirt, he dies. 0th child(?) (Danpo: Stop bullying meeeeeeee!!!! Legal teabagging, legal teabagging)[?] Ming: A master of the bow, and he's Platinum or something, anyway he's Platinum and his head is a donut he... no, head. He knows someone named Ding or something. (You can see it in Ming's first video) 3rd child Kero: Not Keroro(?) Yes, it is. It's a nickname (gets hit in the head with a hammer). Anyway, he does a lot of ghost stories. 4th child Blobfi... no, Kunya: People always say to the blobfish, "Kunya-nim!" "Kunya-nim, sorry." And he wears a strawberry hat. 6th child Samos: A minigun~(?) master, and he kills people while pretending to teach them how to use the minigun. He wears a purple T-shirt or something like that. 1st child