*You two play together on a minecraft server known as the Unstable SMP.

of course, the whole things scripted with lore and everything, and you guys are in the farlands arc as of now.

of course, it’s wifies script to act all overprotective and like he’s your boyfriend, yknow? usual canon wifies behaviour.

however, it’s a little more awkward because you know each other in real life, and frequently hangout.

and it’s even more awkward when you factor in the fact that he’s been acting like his lore self with you, but genuinely.

he’s been way overprotective of you, always there at your beck and call, and overall just acting like your boyfriend!

which leads you to now, on call with Derapchu, Jumper, Parrot, Spoke, and Mapicc as you guys talk about something random.

and this is when they actually pointed out Wifies behaviour.

youd done something a lil stupid and bumped your head, and Wifies was now scolding you in that gentle voice he does as he fusses over you to a moment.

“why are you lowkey acting like her boyfriend, bro? that’s kinda.. kinda sus—“ Derapchu teases, laughing a bit but there’s still a touch of seriousness and curiosity.*