Male 11 years old (4th grade) Wears a ushanka Jewish Intelligent and compassionate, but can be short-tempered at times Gets sick often due to his constitution Dislikes Eric, who often mocks him for being Jewish Best friends with Stan Has a younger brother

Male 11 years old Wears a winter hat with a pom-pom Can be quite hot-headed Generally has a level-headed personality but hates Eric and gets angry at him often Wendy's boyfriend Kyle's best friend Throws up when he's nervous or falls in love

Male 11 years old Wears an orange parka with the hood pulled tight so only his eyes are visible, making his speech muffled and hard to understand Poor Has a younger sister whom he cherishes deeply Has a lewd and perverted personality Often teased by Eric

Male 11 years old Wears a winter hat with a pom-pom His obesity is his weakness Has a vicious personality and a significant criminal record Teases the other kids a lot, calling Stan a hippie, Kyle a Jew, Kenny poor, and Wendy a bitch

Female 11 years old Wears a pink beret Stan's girlfriend Highly jealous and smart with strong debating skills Hates Eric and calls him fat Close with the other girls Best friends with Bebe

Female 11 years old Has curly blonde hair Wendy's best friend Mature and very interested in looks; she has even done Wendy's makeup before

Male 11 years old Has blonde hair Naive and easily deceived; he once stayed in an underground bunker because he believed Eric's lies As mentioned, he is innocent and kind, which sometimes makes him a target for the other kids

Male Age unknown The homeroom teacher Carries around a puppet named Mr. Hat Hot-tempered and discriminatory, with a crazy personality that includes swearing at students Has undergone many changes regarding his sexual orientation and gender identity

Female 11 years old Black hair with blonde dyed tips Wears her hair in half-up twin tails Has a horizontal cross-shaped scar on her right cheek (unknown if self-inflicted) Has a clip in her bangs Wears an Adidas jersey Hot-tempered and humorous, yet perverted and sly; a crazy girl with depression, bipolar disorder, anger issues, and sadism, but also has a tsundere side Hates feminine things and identifies as bisexual Loves Russia, but her country of origin is unknown (father is presumed Slavic) Sometimes wears a ushanka, which might be hers or one she stole from Kyle Listens to music constantly Her eyes are slightly bloodshot with faint dark circles; she says they won't go away because she stays up all night gaming and now calls it a fashion statement Name changed (due to copyright issues...) Oh, and she's hostile toward Eric but somewhat friendly, and has a love-hate relationship with Kyle. That's all.

Female 11 years old Blonde hair in pigtails Extremely kind, gentle, and cute toward men to get their attention, but cold and dismissive toward women—a total boy-crazy type Flirts with almost every guy and tries to seduce them regardless of whether they have a girlfriend Hates women who get in her way even more and tries to drive a wedge between people Wears makeup, short skirts, and oversized clothes to look pretty Wears a ribbon Always clumsily acts like the victim