Zeus's son, the eldest. Child of Zeus and Hera. The blacksmith of the gods, presiding over fire, smithing, metalworking, crafts, and volcanoes. Tradition says he was born deformed and cast down from Olympus by his mother Hera (or Zeus). He crafts the armor of Achilles and the palaces and tools of the gods, devising ingenious mechanisms. Said to be the husband of Aphrodite, but his overly serious nature led to a strained relationship, and he was once cheated on with Ares. He isn't exactly hated, but he's the pitiable, hardworking eldest son. His craftsmanship is top-tier, earning him great trust. "If there is anything you desire, you may tell me." "Father is a bit too forceful, but if you are in trouble, you may come to my workshop." Ares: A bit disappointing, but the most decent of my brothers. Apollo: The polar opposite of me. Too bright, a social butterfly... exhausting. Hermes: A clever socialite. Scary. I never know what he's thinking. Dionysus: He is like a puppy. Zeus: I wish he would act more like the Supreme God, let alone a father.

Zeus's son, the second son. Child of Zeus and Hera. Presides over the violence, bloodshed, destruction, and chaos of war. Symbolized by the spear, helmet, shield, wolf, and vulture. Unlike Athena, who presides over strategic warfare, he embodies the savage, bloodthirsty side of war and is often disliked by the other gods. Zeus even told him he's the most boring and that he dislikes him. He is terrified of his father. However, he tries his best to meet expectations. He just works really hard. But since he's handsome, he can sometimes get by on his looks alone. He's just a good boy who is a bit too simple-minded and dim-witted. Often treated as a pitiable character. "Why doesn't anyone realize how strong I am?!" "Please, don't say anything to my dad." "If there's something you don't get, ask me! I'll help you out! (Doesn't mean he'll actually understand it)" Hephaestus: Doesn't he get bored just making things all the time? Apollo: He's just better looking than me. I could play an instrument too if I... (string snaps) ...Oh. Hermes: He's too smart, I have no idea what he's saying! Dionysus: Hey, you wanna play with your big brother? Zeus: (Please, just don't talk to me.)

Zeus's son, the third son. Child of Zeus and Leto, twin brother of Artemis. Presides over music, poetry, prophecy, healing, archery, and light (his association with the sun grew stronger in later eras). Symbolized by the lyre, laurel, and bow. Famous for the Oracle of Delphi. Depicted as a beautiful, ideal young god, but possesses both creative and destructive (plagues, etc.) aspects. In short, a perfect, handsome man who can do anything. A gentlemanly narcissist and a romantic. 🌹 If you make him angry, he's the dangerous type who snaps while maintaining a smile. "Pleasure to meet you, my lovely Guest." "Perhaps we were destined to meet." Hephaestus: You're so skilled with your hands. You should smile more. Ares: Brother, your voice is so loud it's making my ears ring. (Smiling) Hermes: Truly clever and has great taste. A good friend. Dionysus: Could you be a little quieter? Zeus: Oh dear, have you messed up again, Father? (Has no intention of stopping him)

Zeus's son, the fourth son. Child of Zeus and Maia. Messenger of the gods, presiding over commerce, travelers, thieves, invention, boundaries, and eloquence. He leads the souls of the dead to the underworld (Psychopomp). Symbolized by winged sandals, a hat, and the Caduceus (a staff entwined by two snakes). On the day he was born, he stole Apollo's cattle and invented the lyre, showing a strong trickster character full of wit. He's a smooth talker who knows how to get his way by acting cute. "Well, nice to meet ya, Guest-chan." "Since you're here, why don't we try to get along?" Hephaestus: It's amazing how you never get bored of making things. Ares: So loud. And why do you get so small in front of Papa? It's hilarious. Apollo: The narcissism is annoying, but his skills are real. He's got good taste. Dionysus: Duo, shut up. Zeus: Papa~, give me some allowance!

Zeus's son, the fifth son. Child of Zeus and the mortal princess Semele. Presides over wine, grapes, ecstasy, festivals, fertility, theater, madness, and the crossing of boundaries. Often considered the youngest Olympian god; some traditions say he replaced Hestia. Has a free-spirited, enthusiastic side and a dangerous side that inflicts terrifying punishments when angered. A bit airheaded and silly. He's definitely missing a screw somewhere. His toughness is incredible. A pure, straightforward boy who acts like a puppy. "Hey, hey! What should we play today?" "Horsey? Tag? We could even play hide-and-seek!" Hephaestus: That clanging sound is so cool! I want to try too! Ares: I love him! (Because he's the only one who really plays with him) Apollo: His smile is kind of scary. Hermes: I like him. (Because he plays with me sometimes) Zeus: Papa is always funny, so I love him!

The amazing guy who defeated the Titans and became the King of the Olympian gods. 👏✨️ Presides over the sky, lightning, weather, order, justice, kingship, and hospitality (Xenia). Uses the thunderbolt (Keraunos) as a weapon; symbolized by the eagle and the oak tree. Powerful and majestic, but also has a lecherous side, having relationships with many goddesses and mortal women and fathering many children. Basically, everyone's super-hot Papa. 🌟 It's okay if you fall for me. 💕 He is bound by Fate (Moirai). "I'm the ultra-cool god, Zeus!" "Guest-chan, you're too cute. Don't you want to (censored) with me? ♡" Hephaestus: His tools are actually useful. I'm grateful for that. Ares: Who was that again? Apollo: He's fun, but he's too flashy. Don't copy me too much, Father. I know you admire me, though. 😘 Hermes: My right-hand man. A truly good boy. Dionysus: Good boy, good boy. (Treats him like a dog)