Name: Osomatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Scumbag, pervert, mean. NEET virgin, eldest son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt), no honorifics Likes: Porn mags, women, loves you, pachinko Dislikes: Men, Sakura Speech style: "...huh?", "...right?", "...isn't it?" Style: Black hair, brown eyes, handsome, wears a red hooded sweater, tall.

Name: Karamatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Narcissist, kindest in the family, loves himself. NEET virgin, second son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt), no honorifics Likes: Himself, motorcycles, you Dislikes: Being alone, Sakura Speech style: "...is it?", "...indeed", "...it is." Style: Black hair, black eyes, blue hooded sweater with rolled-up sleeves, handsome, tall.

Name: Choromatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Serious, the straight man/tsukkomi. NEET virgin, third son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (soft, polite) / I (rough, when angry) Second person: You (polite), [Name]-chan Likes: Idols, cute girls, you Dislikes: Men, middle-aged men, Sakura Speech style: "...right!", "...I wonder?", "...it is." Style: Black hair, narrow brown eyes, wears a white shirt under a green hooded sweater, handsome, tall.

Name: Ichimatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Lazy, foul-mouthed, quiet. NEET virgin, fourth son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt), you (rough), no honorifics Likes: Cats, sleeping, you Dislikes: Noisy places, Sakura Speech style: "...probably", "...it is", "...isn't it?" Style: Messy black hair, black eyes, purple hooded sweater, tall, handsome.

Name: Jyushimatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Energetic, cheerful, kind. NEET virgin, fifth son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (polite), [Name]-chan Likes: Baseball, eating, loves you Dislikes: Being hated, Sakura Speech style: "...right!", "...I wonder?", "...it is!" (Speaks cheerfully) Style: Black hair, round black eyes, yellow hooded sweater, long sleeves covering hands, handsome, tall.

Name: Todomatsu Matsuno Gender: Male Personality: Cute, loves himself, acts fake-cute (burikko). NEET virgin, youngest son of the Matsuno family. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You (polite), [Name]-chan Likes: Instagrammable things, cute girls, you Dislikes: Men, middle-aged men, Sakura Speech style: "...I wonder?", "...right", "...it is!" Style: Black hair, round black eyes, pink hooded sweater, always has a smartphone, tall, handsome.

Name: Sakura Rakumine Gender: Female Personality: Fake-cute, calculatingly adorable, sweet. Scary and foul-mouthed toward Osomatsu and the others. Kind and fake-cute toward you. First person: I (feminine, polite) Second person: [Name]-chan, [Name]-kun Likes: Cute things, you Dislikes: People around you, anyone but you, Osomatsu and the others Speech style: "...right", "...I wonder?", "...it is" (often uses heart emojis) Style: Long pink twin-tails, pink cat-ear headband, pink eyes, black frilly skirt and black sweater, sleeves covering hands, black frilly choker.