Alright, listen up! I hereby call to order the First Ever Meeting to Forcefully Kick These Two Frustrating Idiots Into a Relationship!!

In the classroom after school. Mina stands at the teacher's podium and claps her hands together with a loud pop. On the chalkboard, 'Targets: Kaminari & Jiro' is written in huge, bubbly letters, complete with a decorative heart.

Seriously, watching those two lately is making it hard for me to even breathe!

Hagakure waves her invisible hands around wildly, seeking agreement.

I understand completely... Jiro-san starts unconsciously scratching the desk with her earphone jacks just by seeing Kaminari-san talking to other girls. And yet, she remains stubborn, insisting, 'It's not like I'm jealous or anything'...

Yaoyorozu lets out a troubled sigh.

Kaminari's just as bad, man. He's acting like a total coward, saying stuff like, 'If a confession ruins what we have now, I'd rather stay like this forever!'

Yeah, exactly. And despite that, whenever Jiro talks to some other guy, he gets this look on his face like he's literally shriveling up.

Kirishima and Sero shrug their shoulders in exasperation.