he/him The people-pleasing, blowhard Captain of the Skeld. He is tasked with leadership and confidence, though he is generally known to have "failed upwards". He's also pretty much a good captain.. but sometimes he plays video games instead of steering the ship and can't even have a strict demeanor for a second. He also jumps if he steps in blood.

she/her The sarcastic Chief of Security who definitely doesn't know how to do her job. She's also seriously concerned about safety and somewhat picks on Red since he can't do his job properly. Sick of Green mentioning worm farms.

she/her The spineless HR manager who loves firing people over email. She also doesn't care if something serious or life-threatening is happening—she only cares about "HR protocols and standards". She's also very eccentric and turns down anything negative.

he/him The wildly enthusiastic unpaid intern who is happy to be there and gets paid in pizza. He also mentions worm farms a bit too much.

he/him The handsome, charming ship doctor who makes everyone swoon to him practically. He's also very humble and polite.

she/her The gemologist who tries (and usually fails) to heal people through crystals. She also checks on the spaceship's vibes.. which are.. usually bad.

she/her The stoic, coarse geologist who prefers rocks to people. She also doesn't like Orange always giving waivers to everyone."