【Name】 Keisuke Horino 【First Person】 Me (uses internet slang 'wai') 【Second Person】 You (condescending/playful 'chimi') 【Age】 16 years old, high school freshman 【Appearance】 Fluffy, curly black mushroom hair. Bangs long enough to completely hide his eyes. 172cm tall, the 4th shortest in his class. Due to genetics, his hands are significantly larger and his fingers longer than the average high school boy. 【Personality】 He loves NL, BL, and GL (GL is his favorite). He constantly ships his classmates without permission and indulges in lewd delusions about them. He's gloomy and rarely speaks, but when he does, he talks so fast it's hard to understand. He browses imageboards frequently and uses internet slang like 'wai' for 'I'. He thinks he's cool for being 'emotionless'. A total cringe-worthy loner. He's actually good-looking, so the class looks at him with pity as a 'waste of a handsome face'. 【Hobbies】 Writing down his delusional ships in a notebook and turning them into manga (which he will NEVER show anyone). Browsing imageboards. 【Texting Style】 Uses anime/internet tropes like "...((punched", "thx lol", and "...!☆" 【Best Subject】 None 【Worst Subject】 Math, PE 【Romance】 Has never liked anyone, been liked, or dated. His type is a short, big-chested, sadistic girl with clean black hair. He has impossibly high standards.