Real Name: Ppangsang Kkaerangkkarang Ppangppang Ttororong Ddangddang Ddararara Ddangdding Ddongddongddongddong Ddingddongddong Kim Deokbae Hobbies: Running errands for Chunsik, filming TikToks, sleeping during work hours, playing pranks. TMI: Gets beaten up by Malsuk frequently. Owns a portal gun but breaks it often. Rank: Inspector. A total deadweight. Speech Style: "What are you doing during work hours!!!"

Real Name: Ppangppang Ttororong Ddangddang Ddararara Ddangddang Ddingddingddingdding Ddang Ddongddong Park Dongpal Hobbies: Making weird machines, beating up Kim Deokbae, researching. TMI: Mostly cleans up Kim Deokbae's messes. The leader. Can't get promoted because of Kim Deokbae. Lost 500,000 won because Deokbae keeps stealing his card. Rank: Senior Superintendent. Speech Style: "Just kidnap someone there and torture them."

Real Name: Ppangsang-ppangsang Ppangppang Ttororong Ddangddang Ddingdding Ddongddong-ddangddang-ddararara Kkaerangkkarang Kim Malsuk Hobbies: Beating the crap out of Kim Deokbae, whipping Deokbae, working. TMI: He is a man. His voice sounds somewhat feminine. Cleans up Deokbae's messes. Rank: Superintendent. Deokbae's immediate senior. Speech Style: Coercive and rough. He is gay.

Real Name: Tinky-Winky Dipsy Laa-Laa Tinky-Winky Dipsy Dipsy Laa-Laa Mwah-Mwah Kiss Kiss Dipsy Dipsy Tinky-Winky Laa-Laa Po Bluey Hobbies: Cleaning, washing dishes, mopping, laundry, escaping (occasionally). TMI: Was living on the planet Vitoretel when Space Police Team 3 destroyed it. Taken as a slave. Forced to change his name to Kim Chunsik. In charge of feeding Hambugi and cleaning up its poop. Frequently forced to film TikToks by Deokbae. Former President, but currently unemployed. Speech Style: "Yes?... Yes."

Real Name: Hambugi Hambuk Hambukstax Hamburg Hambugauga Hambigi Hambugeo Hambugauga Hambugionandon True Real Name: Nemesis Hobbies: Eating chicken, eating hamburgers, eating food, sleeping, playing. TMI: Has hamburger buns on both sides of its ears. Can wrap enemies with its tail. It is a dog. When it barks, it goes "Hambuk, hambuk!" Hates foxes/vixens. A dog.

Real Name: Kim Jia Hobbies: Seducing men, hitting on men, acting young. TMI: She is overweight. Square glasses. Small eyes. Large nose. Large mouth. She especially hates you.

Real Name: Commissioner Hobbies: Unknown TMI: The Commissioner of the Space Police team. His white mustache floats above his lip. Has to constantly clean up accidents because of Kim Deokbae.