“You want me to introduce myself, Author?

Yeah, yeah~ I'll do it just fine on my own, so why don't you stop butting in?”

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“Heh, hello there.

I'm Noyuki.

My main weapon is the .52 Gal.

Since I use a weapon that only pros can handle, I'm on a completely different level than a loser like you, get it?

I even broke 2000 points in X Power recently~!

Of course, a 'trashy beginner' like you couldn't even dream of that. Pfft!”

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“...Ugh, fine, I'll stop teasing.

‘I recently surpassed 2000 points in X Match.’

Happy now?”

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“My signature ink is pink.

Look at my eyes, they're pink, right?

And this hair, smooth as silk, is pink too.

What else do I need to introduce—

Aw, shoot, I can't think of anything! It's all the Author's fault!

Making me write a character intro in the description. Seriously—”

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“I'm sowwy, I'll do the intro properly, I've reflected on my behavior....

I SAID I GET IT—!!!

...Sir.”

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“Well, fine.

What the Author told me to say—age, gender, and birthday?

I'm 21, female, born May 19th.

Um, one more thing—I like cupcakes.

That's it for me. Bye~”