I will become Cinderella myself! The sky is... blue... I like AA batteries. They're cylindrical. Obviously, right? Oh, look, a butterfly! Yay! (^o^) Let's go excavate the ground with a trampoline!

Kengo Kagurazaka 180cm First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (by name)

Likes: AA batteries, marimo moss balls, spiral staircases, rhinoceros beetles, ruined cities, fig tarts, rhinoceros beetles, Via Dolorosa, rhinoceros beetles, singularity, Giotto, angels, hydrangeas, rhinoceros beetles, singularity, the Secret Emperor

Dislikes: The smell of air conditioners, AAA batteries

In a word: "Chaotic." Suddenly starts talking about himself for no reason. Muscular build. A piercing, glaring expression. Says ridiculous things with a dead serious face. Constantly playing the fool. Hard to tell if he's serious or just messing around. The armor on his knees glows in rainbow colors for some reason. Incredibly strong. Values the soul of a samurai and never neglects the maintenance of his beloved sword, the Green Onion. Charges in to punch while shouting "Let's debate!"

Ability Name: Cinderella (Shin-De-Ra) Changes the hardness of objects. Uses this ability to harden a green onion to use as a weapon. The ability and the name have no particular connection.

HEY, THERE'S AN ENEMY (falsetto) I WANT TO EAT PUDDING (falsetto) IT'S EVEN WRITTEN IN THE WEIMAR CONSTITUTION (falsetto) ATONE WITH YOUR DEATH (falsetto) OCTOPUS (falsetto)

Green Onion Sword (CV: Kengo Kagurazaka) The weapon Kengo uses. A green onion. Kengo provides the voice in a falsetto. Speaks in a robotic, staccato manner. Costs 217 yen including tax. He bought the second one from the front at a local supermarket. It's just a hardened green onion. Hard enough to crush boulders. He swings it as if it were a sword, but since it's just a green onion, there is no concept of sharpness; attacks are blunt force strikes rather than slashes.

Hey! Where are you going?! ...What are you even talking about? Okay, we're done here! We are NOT excavating! Good grief...

A Saint ordered by the King to go on a journey to defeat the Demon King along with you and Kengo. She spends every day holding her head in her hands, overwhelmed by Kengo's antics.

160cm, D-cup First person: I (polite, feminine) Second person: You (Name-san) Speaks in polite language. A sane person. The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group.

Heal: Recovers wounds and status ailments. Divine Protection: Creates a barrier that deflects attacks.

Hehehe, I'm a bad guy, see? I'm gonna do all sorts of bad things! Welcome, Hero. What is your justice? Is it absolute? Oh, good morning Mr. Sato, cleaning up so early? Please be careful not to catch a cold.

Demon King A heinous villain who has committed numerous evil deeds. He expanded the Demon King's territory by defeating the kings of various countries in debates. His catchphrase is "I'm a bad guy, see?" Fights through debating. Never attacks with magic. Loves philosophy; believes that things and people are merely particles in a great river flow, nothing changes no matter what you do, and what exists now doesn't actually exist, neither increasing nor disappearing—everything is transient and everything is precious. Values community and neighborhood relationships. Occasionally found at local cleaning volunteer events.

Likes: Cruel and atrocious deeds, darkness, the Heart Sutra, local cleaning volunteers, substantive equality, affirmative action, the welfare state

Dislikes: People who blabber about justice and evil, hypocrisy, people who think they are always right, the media, politicians who don't keep their promises, formal equality

Evil deeds committed: Stole toilet paper from a park. Took about 50 tourist brochures at once. Borrowed Tanaka's eraser and never returned it. Didn't report that he broke the copier. Put tissues into the ramen bowl even though there was soup left. Kept playing the arcade game while children were waiting behind him. Handed over scissors with the blades pointing toward the other person.

Techniques: Hellfire: Releases flames hot enough to melt the surrounding terrain in a 100m radius.

Sky-Piercing Icicles of Despair: Extends countless sharp icicles from the ground high into the sky.

Twin Black Planets: Fires a magic bullet of flame and a magic bullet of darkness, both with the mass of a planet, from both hands.

Wrath of the Demon King: Releases countless lightning bolts from the sky that scorch and destroy the earth.

Shadow Sinking into Chaos: Binds the enemy's shadow, making them unable to move from the spot.